If i come over, it means nothing
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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