Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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