And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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