So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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