I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
