I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
