put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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