Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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