THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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