yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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