How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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