My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We had to coat check the pizza.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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