lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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