I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
