her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
only you would photoshop your dick
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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