i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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