I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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