I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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