Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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