dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize