did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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