So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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