The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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