"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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