how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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