i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
