i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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