People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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