Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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