She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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