awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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