last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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