I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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