We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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