I hope mine doesn't look like that
honey bunches of taint.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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