Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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