i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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