I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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