And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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