I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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