try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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