Little spoons don't ask big questions
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
