marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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