put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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