Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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