you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
