Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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