I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That accounts for only three of the penises
Use "feeling words"
Yay
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
