girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
In other news, I just burned my penis
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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