I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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