Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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