I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So vagazzling was a success
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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