Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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