But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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