I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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