I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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